For my three loyal readers, I apologize for the lack of blog posts last week, but I will try and make it up to you by sprinkling in some comic relief and even a dash of some porn in this entry.

Following the Vikings 20-16 come-from-behind victory over the winless Lions Sunday, Minnesota owner Zygi Wilfe went down to the locker room to present the ceremonial game ball. Wolfe targeted coach Brad Childress' son for the honor, because he was in the military and was about to be sent off to fight in the war. While the presentation sounds great on the surface, it only took a little overexposure to turn a feel-good story into yet another media blackeye for the Vikes.

After being tipped off that the ceremony would be taking place, Fox TV quickly went to a live look-in of the event but soon got much more than they bargained for. Addressing his team in the locker room, Wolfe can be seen giving a speech to his coaching staff and his players, but as you'll see in the photo, attention quickly turns from Wolfe to TE Vishante Shiancoe. It seems somebody forgot to mention to Shiancoe that when the red light on top of the camera is lite up, the camera is on. Shiancoe can be seen in all of his glory showing off his Viking horn and accompanying family jewels and doesn't appear to be too worried that any cameras were present. And if you thought Miss Jackson's overexposure in her "nip and tuck" Super Bowl performance was distasteful, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Leave it to the Vikings to take a feel-good story like that and turn it into a Russ Meyer film. These are the same Vikings that brought us the "we'll get back to ya" skipped pick of the 2003 NFL Draft and the same Vikings that brought us the infamous "Love Boat Scandal" of 2005. So here are the Vikings, sitting at 8-5 and appearing to be just a win away from clinching the division and a trip to the playoffs, and their distinguished post-game ceremony is upstaged by a full-frontal adult film audition. I don't care if the Vikings don't win it all this year, I just hope they keep winning long enough to give us another episode's worth of comedy.

For all of my female readers and all of you other "sickies" out there, Merry Xmas, here's the video. From what I heard, Shiancoe was no where near the whirlpool before making his way back to his locker if you know what I mean.